Friday, January 30, 2009

Half rant.

Half lyrics.
A tune I never made, but lyrics I wrote. That's what this is. I wrote this quite a long while ago while I was riding in the car with some thoughts traveling through my head. If the words are at all offensive or convicting, that's the purpose of a rant. Have fun!




Trapped, so many are. So easy. Few know it. It sets in with fury, clenching your mind. Infection sucking. Multiplied death. Whirlwind in windmill, snapping blades; it's food destroying. Young vine of the wood. Make a chair, no. Can't support a feeble man as a cane. Burn once, not twice. Ashes of no use. Disconnected bridge. Moldy meat. Cracked cart. People bored. They want entertainment. It is supplied in full. Pit fallen in by many. Videos long. Games with sound. By the lonesome. Congregating with decades of others caught by sitting in the grip of entertainment. Alive by self. Sitting with keyboard. Standing with controller. Killing a venom. Crashing with walls. Looking at women. It's a trap. Wasting all minutes of use. Slaying rightful works. Coughing out poison. Don't know what to do. Already decided to anesthetize with music. Mind numbed by addictive rock and roll. Not enough. Want more. Need less. Indulge in iniquity through sense of boredom. Relish amusement. What's its problem? Thoughts come to self. Its better than what could be done. No problems here, right? Is this YOU? Computer, phone, portable, Internet, game system, book, portable, news, pastime, this vile wheel of misfortune. It comes in varied facets. The evil jewel of worthless entertainment. Ponder your ways. Truth seek. Are you taking part? I easily can be. What is your God? That which is thought about most. Where is your heart? Caressing your computer. Replaying favorite movies. Tapping with that music. Hooked? Trapped? Handcuffed by that fake policeman of video games. If you don't think you are, try a test. Prove yourself. I dare you. Give it up. See if you can. Refrain for a week without thinking about it. Your mom made you do it? It's fake. Do it yourself. Stop your entertainment for a month. Where your treasure is, there is your heart. Fill that week with prayer. Listen to God, not me. You would rather think about which? God, or free Internet games. Do what is right, not what fells right. Grow in fruit and works. Change. Bible. Restore. Pray. Love God fully. Start immediately. Don't cheat yourself the wonderful.


I've been thinking about this idea more recently. As a product of my thinking, I think God wants me to take a "fast" from computer. I plan to unplug my monitor tomorrow and keep it off for at least a week. Hopefully I'll be able to pray, get some books read, art done, and a few other odds and ends (please note: books, art, and other things can also be needless entertainment.) If anyone else wants to fast from some form of entertainment, please do! Pray to God. Ask him what your heart's treasure is. Then tell me about it!


Also, you can read this article I wrote/compiled on t4e. It is about the validity of the Bible. I really recommend you all reading it as it was very encouraging and interesting for me to read myself. By the way, Matt wrote the part about non-contradiction. Thanks Matt!


Please remember to think and pray about the rant. What is your god/entertainment?

Thursday, January 29, 2009

My preciousss

A trumpet sounded. A voice was heard. A celebration was called. The rulers of many races and kingdoms met on a dark but glorious night. Ryan of the far north, Kevin and Ryan the Elder whose province lies in the north-east, maiden Charity of the north-west, and myself sought out a place to talk. After the festivities had passed, we nobles met in the great hall to discuss the future of the western kingdom. Rumours and messages had been heard from the far west country that J.J. had discovered a powerful and intriguing force. This force had driven J.J. to seek more and more until he had the most of any kingdom.

"One ring to rule them all," he shouted to the message bearers, "and in the darkness bind them!" J.J., this young ruler from the west, had summoned tens of Followers to join him. His power had increased with each one. He could now manipulate the minds of others by posting for his Followers to eyes to see.

Meanwhile, this celebration in the south had caused many alliances kingdoms to come together and resolutely plan a strategy. Ryan of the far north stamped his foot, "He has more Followers than all of us. If this powerful ring of Followers becomes too great, it could destroy Middle Earth!"
"We must stop him." Many of the nobles said forcefully.
I then proposed an idea, "We could remove these Followers from him. If he was left destitute, he could only turn to us for help." After much careful planning, it was decided. Each kingdom would do their part to remove the ring of Followers from J.J.'s hands. None knew the reaction it would bring.
That night I told J.J.'s elder brother of the plan. I knew that I could trust Andrew to help. He knew better than anyone the true power of the ring. I made an alliance with Andrew that I would let him be the best man in my wedding if I got married in the next year if he would send messages abroad to the many Followers requesting that they relinquish the power from J.J.. The following morning each kingdom did their planned part to obliterate J.J.'s ring of power. Some sadly didn't receive the messages in time, others simply disregarded Andrew's pleas, but had been done. J.J.'s power had been reduced to less than many of the other kingdoms. Amd his reaction surprised even the most brave hearted of us:

"My preciousss! We loves you!" He cried in agony. He already felt his strength diminishing, "Oh, my Followers! Come back!" I here have a secret messaging between Andrew and me:

Andrew: Levi it worked perfectly!!! He already noticed...he is devastated...He looked at your blog and said, "Oh, no. Levi has more followers than me!" lol Then he said, "Who does Levi have that I don't!" lol..hahaha this is wonderful! Don't say anything to him. Let's see how long he will go.
Sent at 1:20 PM on Tuesday
Levi: OK!!!!! Great!!
Andrew: eheheheh
When will we tell him?
Levi: I don't know.
After he finds out I guess
You're still following him!!!!
Andrew: hhhhehehehhe
Levi: Andrew!
How could you!?
Andrew: Hey!!!!!!!!! JJ must have logged in and did that
Levi:
lol
uh oh
Andrew:
That boy!
Levi:
lol
Andrew:
I logged in and stopped following him in His account
tooo lol
Levi:
lol
Andrew:
He didn't know how it happened!
I just made him stop following himself again!
lol hehehe


I now have a recorded correspondence between J.J. and his brother Andrew:

JJ: liar
Andrew: That was sarcasm
not lying
JJ: you did something
you did
you haven't tried to help me at all
you just lauh
*laugh
Andrew: Well, it is funny the way your acting over some followers. Most people don't even look at anybodies blogs through that. They usually always go straight to the blogger
Am I right?
JJ: I don't care
you did something
Andrew: How would I do something?
JJ: you removed Matt
Andrew: I don't even know who Matt is?
Levi's friend?
JJ: Andrew, please
Andrew: How could I break into Matt's account?
JJ: I don't know
stoppit
Andrew: I promise I am not making anybody stop following your blog.
But I officially have more followers than you!!!!
Yay! I won!
JJ: Andrew, why did you remove Matt, and not anymore (to make me have 11... not 12..) why haven't you done anymore?
Andrew: lol...I didn't remove Matt! lol
JJ: you did something

I suppose that I'll stop the fantasy, Lord of the Rings business now (it's too hard), but here's the scoop on what happened next. I was gone from the computer most of that day, but in the evening when I came back, I found that J.J. had fewer and few followers. Here is my chat with Andrew:

Andrew:
Oh....Levi:!....lol...JJ is sooo mad that he keeps losing more and more followers...haha. I feel bad for him!
All those people that I commented on the blogs are finally stopping...hehe. He keeps researching to find what is wrong!
Levi:
LOL
LOL
LOL
Andrew:
lol
Don't give in yet though
Levi:
That's too funny.
of course
We'll probably wait about a week

I hope
Andrew:
I want to have more then him too!
Levi:
He doesn't have a clue?
Andrew:
Well, he is pretty smart...so he has hounded me
But he thought that I might have done something that will make his followers stop following
lol
But he really doesn't know!
lol
I almost started laughing that would give it away...but I held it in!
Ahhhh...did you see his post?
Levi:
Yeah!
Andrew: lol


Through the night I continued chatting with JJ and Andrew. The best part was that Andrew only had 12 followers on his website, and JJ's followers dropped until it hit 11. This of course made him think Andrew did it, but it was simply chance (whoever of you decided to keep on following JJ: Thank you!). Several times through the evening JJ got more people to follow him which brought it up to twelve. Thankfully, they were all people on my chat list and I could quickly tell them to stop following! Here is one of the many statuses JJ had on his chat:

JJ: do you wonder why it is now down to 11 again? why did it stop? why did it start again? why did Andrew not want me to go to blogger help? why has he treated it as a joke? why did it remove you right after Andy went upstairs? I have my suspicion.

And here is a short conversation I had with him:

Levi:
JJ
really
JJ:
Levi
I wouldn't mind this
but he won't say one way or another
Levi:
oh come on
JJ:
I've spent the whole day trying to fix it
Levi:
You're still thinking about that?
JJ:
Levi
swap places
Levi:
If you spent the whole day, you wasted the whole day.
lol
JJ:
I know
and he knows it
Levi:
lol
haha
JJ:
/me doesn't feel like laughing
did you do anything, Levi?


Towards the end of it all I really felt bad, so I'm glad that JJ now doesn't mind now. I had told Andrew that I wouldn't tell JJ until Andrew gave his OK. So for quite a while I was trying to persuade Andrew to let me tell JJ. Finally we both consented to tell him:

Andrew:
hush...........
Don't telll!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DO NOT TEll!!!
Levi:
I won't
Andrew:
What's up Levi:?

Levi:
I'm going to give JJ a hint
ok?
Andrew:
What?
NO!
WHat?
Levi:
I have to
a subtle hint
Andrew:
What is it?
Levi:
to look on the blogs of the people that were following him
I'm just about to tell him
that
ok?
Andrew:
No....Just Sign OUt!
Levi:
no
I feel too bad
Andrew:
C'mon
I will tell him
Levi:
PLEASE Andrew?
Remember it was my idea from the very start
Andrew:
I'll tell him myself
Levi:
ok
make it pretty subtle
Andrew:
Tell him everything
Levi:
really?
no
have him call me
Andrew:
What do you mean?
Levi:
and we can both tell him
I think it's gone too far
ok?
Andrew:
OK...In 3 mins when I get off the phone
Levi:
Nooooo
faster!!!!!
Andrew:
I'm on the phone with Katie
Levi:
I know!
Andrew:
So wait
Levi:
hurry


After Andrew got off the phone with his sister Katie, they called me up on Google Talk and Andrew asked JJ what he thought happened. JJ said he thought it might be that his computer or blogger was messed up. He also thought Andrew might be behind it all. Finally we told him all that had happened. At first he was still miffed that we had ruined his day, but as he started thinking more about how everyone was thinking about him all day(the main point of why he wanted the followers), he started getting more and more happy. Soon he was laughing at his own things he wrote. By the way, his site originally said, "I don't need no more friends. I need more followers."


So there you have it folks! You can read more about it at http://www.jjfortheking.blogspot.com/ and I think Andrew will be putting up some exclusive footage he took on his camera http://www.andrewbiddinger.com/makeitcount/ . Also, I did slightly edit the chats, but just a very tiny ammount.

God bless you all!

Thursday, January 22, 2009

The fields

Praise God. Finally got this out there. My brother and me recorded the music just tonight. I did the drawings on a marker board a few months back, and I played the music on my squashbox.

Think about the message. There are many people who have had God's seeds planted in their life. Harvest them!

This sinister...

(These stories are as true as possible. I'm trying not to exaggerate.)

This is a simple diagram of my uncle and aunt's house in California. The light gray box is the garage, and below that is the driveway with cars in it. The dark grey with light grey rectangle is the Master bedroom and bed. The pink room is my cousin, Danielle's.
Me and my brother, El, we're on vacation seeing our grandpa and relatives. We had been staying at my grandpa's house fifteen minutes away, but we decided to spend a few of the nights at my Uncle's (as usual). We had a terrific idea. We would scare my cousin Danielle when she came home from school. The parents were working, so when we arrived the house was empty. Perfect. Originally we were planning on something simple, but I convinced El to go full blown. He parked the car that we had been using on the other block then walked back. Meanwhile I put all of our luggage behind the bed in the master bedroom (dark grey room). I found a red marker and wrote a sinister note on a ripped piece of scrap paper. I scrawled something like, "Be careful, we are watching" in scraggly misshapen letters. I then wrinkled it and unwrinkled it to add effect. Constantly looking out the windows we formulated our plans. At the last minute we decided that El would lay down between the wall and the bed where I had placed the luggage. I frantically shuffled our many bags into the attic where they couldn't leave clues. After barely getting a plan together, they arrived!
Not only had our cousin Danielle come, but her boyfriend Richard, and her friend Erica also came! I quickly ran out the back door and through the gate in the fence (the blue mark in the diagram.) El called me on the cell phone that I had and quietly informed me of what they were doing inside. He lay on the floor looking at them under the bed. We had carefully arranged the bed skirt so he could see down the hall and into the kitchen. He whispered that they were talking in the kitchen and then they moved into Danielle's bedroom (the pinkish room in the diagram). When he told me it was safe, I ran on the outside of the fence to the front of the house. I ducked under the windows hoping that they wouldn't see me. I then quickly rang the doorbell at the front door (red mark). Running like fire, I crouched behind the parked car in the driveway (green dot).
Danielle came to the door, "Hello?" No one was there. She looked around, but didn't see anyone. She then went back into her bedroom and told the Richard and Erica what had happened. El was whispering their movement over the cell phone. Of course they were alarmed that no one was at the door. All three came to front door. I was hoping very hard that they wouldn't see me behind the car. They called out, wondering who had rung the doorbell. As soon as they left the bedroom, El dashed into the hallway and dropped the note in front of the doorway of Danielle's room. He then ran back and hid on the floor and looked from under the bed. After talking about the mysterious ring, they returned Danielle's bedroom. If I remember correctly, they didn't even see the paper! It was only when Danielle went to get a drink that they noticed the note. El kept quietly whispering what they were doing as I waited behind the car hoping no neighbors would see me.
He listened as they walked into the kitchen. A drawer opened. They walked back to the note that I'd scrawled in red. A knife suddenly stabbed the paper. "He's got a knife!" My brother whispered. All three of the teenagers were very frightened and Richard had gotten a long kitchen knife and stabbed the paper to pick it up. Through the cell phone I could barely hear them exclaiming their alarm, "Who did this?" They all started freaking out. Richard got all manly and started shouting in each of the rooms, "Where are you? Show yourself!" He swung open the front door and stepped out. He swore. Now I was scared. El had just told me that Richard had a knife and now he was walking onto the driveway! Thankfully he turned inside before looking around the cars. El informed me that they were now looking around the house and they had opened the back door to look around the yard. I could hear the fear in their voices.
I then got up and walked inside the fence in a place they couldn't see me and opened the garage door. To my surprise Derek, my other cousin, was just walking home from school himself. I tried to dart back out of the garage, but he saw me. "Very funny. I see you." He said sarcastically. He walked inside ignoring me. Danielle, Richard, and Erica were now outside looking in the yard yelling their threats. I followed Derek in through the garage door and found El sitting at the kitchen table in plain sight. We told Derek what was happening, but he was uninterested, he didn't know how scared the others were. We then called out the door to the others and they filed inside. El and me told them that we had done it all. They were really embarrassed about falling for the prank. Richard sheepishly put the knife back in the drawer. It had worked perfect! I had thought all along that it wouldn't work out well, but it worked out better than I had imagined. They said how that when they first arrived home they had been talking about how they didn't like how horror movies were so scary. They then panicked when they saw the sinister note. Wahoo! It took a while for them to realize how funny it was, but it was great.
This scary...
My friend, Clay, had asked me to help with a work project at the Character Inn. His mom and him would then drive me home at the end of the day. So me and some other friends helped out with the project. After dropping them off, we went to pick up Clay's sister Mary, who had been helping some of her friends at a horse farm. On the car ride Clay and I had a terrific plan (guess what's coming!) He had the Narnia movie soundtrack in the car and we found the scary song where the White Witch stabs Aslan. We watched the time and found that the extreme climax at about one minute and thirty seven seconds. I then hid in the very back of the minivan. We tried to think of everything. If Mary was to put her luggage in the back, I would simply try to scare her early. We rehearsed the plan several time and kept his mom well informed so that she wouldn't ruin our plan. When we stopped to pick her up, Clay and his mom got out and talked with the friends for a while. Clay was careful to get in the front seat before Mary could, and she ended up sitting in the exact seat we wanted her to. She sat in the middle passenger seat. It was dark and raining. Couldn't be more perfect.
After chatting a bit, Mary got out a C.D. she had gotten from the friends and asked Clay to put it in. He begrudgingly put her C.D. of cheerful Christian music in. This might ruin our plans! We had to have the scary Narnia music. Clay listened to the new C.D. for about two minutes before he turned it off. "That's nice." He said unconvincingly, "OK. Now that we listened to your song, let's listen to mine." He put in the Narnia soundtrack and prefaced, "Now I want to see if you notice something different in this song." He did a great job sounding natural, "Really put yourself into the music. Try to really feel like you're there." She agreed to listen. The music slowly started out somber then growing in rhythm. I watched the seconds roll away, and when there was only about thirty left, I leaned over the very back seat directly behind her. I crouched. The music reached it's climax. I sprung. With a scream I grabbed her shoulders and suddenly squeezed. For a few terrified instants she looked back at me as she herself was frantically screaming. Their mom, who had tried very hard not to be surprised, also screamed out. It took about eight seconds for Mary to recognize me. Clay and me started laughing. Mary started laughing. We laughed a really long time; Mary said she'd never been scared so much in her life. It was very funny. We kept on laughing. I still remember Mary's look of shock and alarm as she looked back at me. It was so perfect.
This day...
Enough of the prank stories (they were extremely fun doing). Now for today. After doing school and going to the gym with my dad, I went over to the high school and some stores to witness. You can read about it here: http://teens4evangelism.wordpress.com/evangelism-experience/#comment-24 . I'm hoping that I was able to plant Christ's seeds in their lives, because I didn't get too much of a response while talking.
I was looking at some verses from Isaiah. Isa 42:19 "Who is blind, but my servant? or deaf, as my messenger that I sent? who is blind as he that is perfect, and blind as the LORD'S servant? 20 Seeing many things, but thou observest not; opening the ears, but he heareth not. " These are striking verses. Think how God must feel to have his servant be blind and his messenger deaf. I began thinking of the lost people in the world. Teenagers and adults aimlessly listening to their iPods and MP3 players. They are deaf to God's word. I thought of people mindlessly watching TV, playing video games, or watching movies. They are seeing many things, but not observing the important. I then thought, am I doing the same? What things am I blind to that God is trying to show me? I've thought of myself as God's servant, am I a deaf servant? Am I truly listening to what He wants me to do? Are you blind? Deaf? Isa 42:23 "Who among you will give ear to this? who will hearken and hear for the time to come?"
God bless your day with Christ's riches!

Monday, January 19, 2009

Paul Washer

This is a really great video from Paul Washer that I found recently. The video wasn't recorded the best, but it is a really good message to all of us. The Bible says to flee from lust, not fight with it. I like how far he goes into keeping yourself pure. Godly message.

Saturday, January 17, 2009

Ski trip, Alliances, and a Pendant.

Hello everyone. I know it's been awhile, but I think that if we all get over our differences we could settle down for something good. We could all benefit by sitting down and reading a good old-fashioned blog post (Written by Levi). So kick back, relax, and try to not hurry because that's the way things should be.
Now I know that if I was to read the above I would quickly skim through all the words and forget about it. So, (wild radio announcer voice), You better buckle yourself in! This is going to be a high-octane blog post full of desperate twist and funky words! You won't know what hit you! You're just a heart beat away from the most exciting awesome trip of your life!
Part 1
Ski trip. We (JJ, Andrew, and I) were rudely awakened by my alarm clock at 4:30. Of course we ignored it. Finally we got up, ate some sugary Cinnamon rolls, and after a long series of events we went skiing. The fun things included: riding in the Heyworth's van, skiing, riding back in the Heyworth's van. On the way back we sang songs which was really hilarious because everyone was trying to be hilarious. I really enjoyed the day. God blessed with safety. I think I liked it a lot. Enough of that. The next day Ele, Andrew, JJ, and I went to fix the Robinson's furnace. Incidentally all we needed to do was press the red button (kinda' simple). We then had hot chocolate and cookies and talked all until, Dingaling, the cell phone rang. I had scheduled to go to Matt's house. Matt's mom is in a prayer group with my mom, so I met him from that. We eventually got over there, started a game, and then, Dingaling, the cell phone rang. We had scheduled to go to the Johnson's game night and ice skate time. I really enjoyed that. I was just sad I hadn't dressed up in my suit and tie like everyone else (not the girls, of course). Enough of that.
Part 2
I was looking at some verses in Isaiah that talked about God not wanting Israel to join in an alliance with Egypt. The Lord is saying that He is a better force to trust in. Isaiah 31:1 "Woe to them that go down to Egypt for help; and stay on horses, and trust in chariots, because they are many; and in horsemen, because they are very strong; but they look not unto the Holy One of Israel, neither seek the LORD!" The Lord is warning the Israelites and telling them not to form this alliance. Do you understand the picture? Now, as many have noted before me, Egypt represents the Flesh in the Bible. Just like the Israelites in the promised land represent Christians, Egypt represents the flesh. So it got me thinking. It's like God was telling the Christian's to not form an alliance or agreement with the flesh; even when it was for a good purpose. What ways have Christians formed an alliance to bring about a good purpose? I think of fleshly rock music that is appealing to the flesh and it also talks about Jesus. It may serve a good purpose, but it is fleshly. What way's do you, do I, agree with fleshly things to "serve a better purpose"? I hope you guys understand what I'm trying to say, if you don't, please leave a comment.
Part 3
I was thinking of writing a on-the-spot story. Something really short. Here goes!
The trees in the dark forest creaked against each other in the harsh winter wind as the moon's rays barely forced its way through a small slit in the clouds and rested upon a small boy. In his hands was a snow shovel; on his head was a thick knit hat, and in his heart was a warm memory. He stood below a tree staring through the black branches into the somber light of the moon. The snow lay on the forest floor spread out in all directions; like the flattened cloth of a beautiful dress. Giving a small sigh, the small boy gripped his large shovel and continued scooping the snow down the path. As was his lot, Soldin, was one of the many boys to chosen for the task. It was not necessarily a disliked job. The occasional traveler would often give them recompense for their service, but the lack of a home and shelter would often wear upon the small people. Soldin grunted as he lifted a large scoop of snow off the brick path. The walls of snow grew high on either side as more was heaped upon them. He looked as a silvery object fell from the load and landed on the snow in front of him. Soldin's mitten reached forward and picked up a small chain. Connected to the chain was a silver heart. Happy of his find, Soldin carefully set his shovel aside and held the pendant to his eye. He was struck with the fancy that when his breath touched the heart, it glowed. Soldin drew in a deep breath and exhaled onto the now glowing heart. Suddenly the heart exploded into a thousand shining shards cast about the ground, but in his hand, he held a creature. Soft grey fur covered the small creature's body. Its enchanted eyes looked into Soldin's. The two stared at each other as the creature began to purr. The creature's breathing grew louder and louder until it blow a cool breath into Soldin's face. He was gone. Soldin, the creature, and the pendant shards had left. The silent shovel lay against the bank of snow.

Wednesday, January 14, 2009

Friday, January 2, 2009

The mailman.

Ok. I know this post might look really big, but don't be deceived, it is. This is one of the short, short stories I wrote during the month of November. I've finally got it edited to some degree. Whoa, and I just noticed that it doesn't have tabs at the beginning of new paragraphs. I don't know, there might be tabs when I post it. Wow, this is suspenseful. I guess I'll give it a shot and if it doesn't work I won't do anything about it.
The spiritual point at the end is slightly...um...yeah. So if you think of a better message feel free to do what you think best. God bless you all!
[I also just noticed that when I did copy and paste it didn't put any of the italics in. So you can feel free to liberally apply italics wherever you think it looks best. [I just looked over it some more and noticed that I really need the italics, so I'm going to put it in.]]


A businessman walked past a newsstand. The owner, chatting with his friend, didn’t notice as the businessman reached down and hastily picked up a paper. The businessman quickly strode to his car and opened up his door. As he tried to lift his briefcase onto the passenger seat the inside section of the stolen newspaper slipped out onto the ground. Pulling out into the street and joining the traffic the businessman’s thieved newspaper section lay forgotten on the ground.
An hour later, a red car swerved to miss a j-walker, rolled across the newspaper, whipping it into the air. The sheets of paper sprayed into the traffic and were swept by the wind like a child swung by their arms in circles. Several sheets were carried by the wind towards the far sidewalk where a bum searched through the garbage can. He snatched a few pieces placing them flat under his shirt for warmth. The rest of the papers still continued to move from time to time with the wind. One flew upon the windshield of an elderly driver, scaring her. A young mailman picked up yet another, and was about to stuff it in a trashcan, when he saw the heading. It was an interesting title so he unknowingly stuffed the stolen newspaper into his pocket and moved on. His next destination was a poorer ghetto type area with many boxes.
A large tenement house with several addresses was his first stop. The urban air echoed with noise. A dog barked. A baby cried. The mailman packed his bag as two kids rode by on their bikes. After swinging his bag onto his shoulder he marched up the steps to building 450. He swung open the door and crossed over to the mailboxes. They were arraigned as a flat metal panel with locked partitions. After setting down his mail bag he took the keys from his side and opened all eight boxes. He started putting mail in as a man with a dirty white tee shirt opened up the outside door and approached him. The mailman watched him from the corner of his eye but tried to ignore the greasy man standing beside the mailbag. The mailman uneasily continued putting the mail in their respective boxes. He was about to place the mail into box 8 when the heavy man behind him spoke in a strong voice, “Give it to me.”
The mailman paused, “I’m actually supposed to put it the box.” He looked up calmly, “If you got your key…”
“Just give it to me. I don’t have time for this.” The large man took a menacing step forward.
“I’m sorry sir, but I’m not allowed to give the mail out of this box unless you’ve got the key.” The mailman stood up holding the mail for number 8, when suddenly the sweaty man grabbed him and swung him around.
“Give it to me, I said.” He shouted in the mailman’s face. “I don’t care about no key.” With a quick thrust the man grabbed the small can of pepper spray from the case on the surprised mailman’s belt and held it threateningly in front of the mailman’s face. “I know your little tricks.”
The alarmed mailman quickly thrust the mail from number 8, “Ok! Ok!” He said sourly. The large man grabbed it and shoved the mailman onto the floor, and then stormed out of the building. The stunned mailman lay there for a second then stood up. I've got to call this in. He ran to the door and looked through the small window to tell if he could see the offender. Not seeing him, the mailman quickly grabbed his cell phone and proceeded to call the local post office.
“Hey Susie, this is Paul.” He said, still shaken, “Give me Bart would you please? I just had someone threaten me and take my mail.”
“Oh Paul! Are you all right? Did they take all of it?” Susie questioned with panic.
“No, just one person’s. I’m fine.”
“Are you sure? Did they hurt you?”
“I’m fine. Is Bart there?”
“Yes, but honey, this is so scary. I never knew this job would be dangerous.”
“It’s all over. I’m fine. Can you transfer me?”
Susie was still wound up, “Oh fine.”
“Thank you.” Paul waited a few seconds.
Bart answered, “You got your mail robbed Paul? Susie thinks you’re hurt.”
“I’m fine, really. A guy came in the door of the apartment building and forced me to give him the mail for number eight. I’m at 450 Ryan St.” Paul wiped the sweat off his forehead.
“Do you want me to report it to the police?” Bart asked him.
“I don’t know. It’d be a lot of trouble and I doubt they’d be able to do anything. They’ve got better stuff to do.”
Bart sighed, “Well, be careful. I guess there’s not much else we can do about it. You want your wife back on the line?”
“Sure.” Paul waited on the line again.
Susy came back on, “Paul? Are you sure you’re not hurt?”
“I’m fine honey. Don’t worry.”
“Are you going to take the rest of the day off?”
Paul rolled his eyes, “Susy, I’m fine. Besides, you know how much I need to work. We really need the money. That’s the only reason we’ve got you working in the post office.”
“Ok, Paul. But be really, really careful.”
“I’ll try, sweetie. Bye.”
“Bye.” She said. Paul closed his cell phone and put it in his pocket. Let her not be too worried, God. He grabbed a pen from his pocket and tore off a piece of the newspaper page he’d grabbed earlier off the street. He wrote, “Sorry, someone stole the mail from me. – Your mailman.” On the shred of newspaper and dropped it in the mailbox. After locking each of the mailboxes he lugged his bag of mail back to the door. By now his senses had calmed, but he still took a careful look before he stepped outside. Walking down the small pathway he noticed his bag had been disheveled by the action. The guy’s foot must have kicked it. He stopped on the sidewalk next to the road and leaned over straightening the mail. I sure don’t like it when it jumbles up. He tried to sort out the addresses, but it was messed up more than he expected, so finally he squatted down and sorted through the papers. Paul always like everything in order, it made the job run smoother.
Suddenly, from behind, he heard a loud screeching. A car was coming straight at him! He screamed. With barely time to think, he dived flat on his stomach. The car’s tire barely missed him as the car scraped to a halt grounding out on the curb. The driver’s door immediately swung open, “Are you all right?” the woman driver yelled. He tried to move, but the car had rolled onto his jacket, barely missing his arm. A woman’s head popped into view below the bumper shrieking, “I am so sorry! Are you hurt?”
“I think I’m fine.” Paul grunted.
“I am so, so sorry! I must have dozed off, I looked up and I was driving straight at you!”
Paul struggled out of his loose jacket and started to crawl out from under the car, “You barely missed me.”
“I am so sorry.”
Paul got out and lifted himself up on the bumper as the lady tried to help him up, “I’m Ok. Don’t worry about it. Your wheel just rolled over my jacket so I couldn’t move. That’s all.” He sat on the hood of the car and caught his breath. “Whew. That was a close one.”
The middle-aged woman crossed her arms nervously, “I feel really bad. Are you sure you’re all right?”
“Yeah, accidents happen. I’m truly fine.” He said, “Oh, but do you think you could back up a bit?” He stood up looking around at the driver’s wheel, “My jacket’s still under the wheel.”
“Of course! I am so, so sorry.” She worriedly waved both her hands and ran to the vehicle.
“Hey, no problem. You can just go wherever you were going and I’ll pick it up. No need to cry over spilt milk. Really, its all right.” After she moved he picked up his jacket and dusted it off. Paul gave a big sigh and slowly wiped his face.
“Again, I’m so sorry for that.” She called out her window. He waved and then turned around so the lady would know she didn’t need to stay. I am definitely not telling my wife about this. Susie has enough to worry about already.
He picked up his mailbag and went to the next house. The mailboxes were next to the doors on this street so he had to walk up to the front door of each house. The bushes of this house were in needed trimming, but at least the lawn was mowed. Paul stepped onto the gray concrete porch and was about to put the mail in the box when, Bang! The dog slammed against the closed screen door barking ferociously. Paul dropped the mail and jumped back. The owner yelled at the dog, “Rex! Stop barking! Rex! Rex! Get back here.” The dog continued to bark. Upon noticing the door was securely closed Paul cautiously picked up the mail and placed it in the box. He heard the owner still yelling to the dog as he walked towards the sidewalk. Paul cringed as he heard the man coming and hauling the dog back shutting the wooden door.
Paul stopped for a second on the sidewalk. What in the world is happening? First a man robs my mail; second a lady accidentally barely misses running me over, and then this vicious dog. It’s crazy. He readjusted his shoulder strap and crossed the street to the next house. It was a double story building with a separate apartment rented out on the second floor. An old wooden stairs led up to the upper living quarters along the side of the lower story. He walked up to the front door: it had a small wooden sign saying “Judsen’s”. Mounted to the wall was a mailbox that he put the envelopes inside. The second mailbox was at the top of the stairs. Even though Paul had had the mail delivery job for over two weeks he still was hesitant of the wooden stairs. They always looked like they weren't too strong. Paul gingerly held onto the handrail and walked up. Reaching out to put the mail in the box he gave a sigh; they didn't break, this time. It happened. With a loud cracking, the step gave way! Paul madly reached out and held onto the step above him as he fell through. Suspended several feet from the ground he frantically grasped for the higher step. With his legs waving his hands slipped. His back scraped on the board behind him as he hit the ground and lost his balance. The sharp gravel pressed his hands. He lay there for a second. This can’t be happening. Paul took a big breath. Could things get worse? He pushed himself up and picked up his bag. I’ve got to finish my work and go home. Quickly. Paul snatched the proper mail of the ground and threw it on the broken stair. They had better understand. I’m not going to write another note of apology today.
He hurried off to their neighbor. Toys lay scattered around the yard. The normal urban house had a covered porch with a low wall around it. The bricks in the pillars were coming loose. It looked like someone had recently tried to repair the cracks with some caulk, but it was falling off. Paul looked at the dilapidated brick arch above the stairs, it had duct tape and boards strapped to it. Paul tentatively walked up the stair looking at the loose bricks above him. Wouldn’t it fit the day if one of those fell on me? Enough has happened already. He cautiously snuck past the arch still staring straight up. A skateboard lay on the top step, Paul, still looking above, didn’t see it. He stumbled, reaching out for the pillar, but the brick he grabbed on to came out of its place. Paul and the brick landed with a loud thud on the porch. Don’t let the whole thing fall! He thought wildly, squirming around to look up. Nothing moved. Paul let out his breath. A voice came from the front door, “Are you all right? Hey! I just fixed that brick.” Paul looked up to see a burly man with a large stomach staring down at him.
“I’m sorry. But I tripped on the skateboard someone left there.”
“Must have been one of the kids.” The man kicked a stuffed toy aside, “ They leave their toys everywhere. Can’t get them to pick up nothing. Spoiled kids.”
Paul got off the ground and onto his feet for the fourth time that day, “Tell them I didn’t appreciate it.” He said.
“Tell their mom.” The man commented, “She’s the one who spoils them rotten. If I ever try to get them to do something, ‘Oh no! Don’t kill my babies!’” the large man imitated moving his body around.
Giving the man his brick, Paul broodingly stepped off the porch. What is happening? He walked to the next house. How could this all be happening to me on the same day? I’ve never fallen or tripped this many times. Did I get cursed? I’m going to have to be really careful, like Susie said.
He hesitantly went from house to house putting mail in the boxes. Along with the usual mailman problems of mixing up letters, dropping envelopes, and wrinkling magazines Paul was besieged with hardships. A crazy squirrel ran straight at him and nearly bit him; of which Paul barely kicked it out of the way. An irritated woman who had been sleeping on her front porch got angry when Paul woke her from her nap. He then accidentally kicked over her flowerpot, but gave five dollars to the woman to pay for the broken pot. A low hanging tree branch hit his head. His noisy cell phone rang with a wrong number right as he was trying to be quiet near a resting baby; the little girl immediately screamed with fright. Along with stepping in numerous piles of dog waste and wet puddles, Paul had quickly become disgusted with his day.
Paul needed to fill up his mailbag again and since it was lunchtime he decided to eat the sack lunch his wife had packed him. He was about to open up the back door to put his mailbag back when he saw a big dent above the bumper. Aw man. He felt with his hand along the long deep scrape in the paint. How’d this happen? He then remembered the car that had nearly killing him. The lady’s door must have swung open and hit it. Won’t the postal company be happy about that. Paul feebly rubbed his head trying to think of what to do. Oh well. That’s that. Tough luck. He smiled with satire. Tough curse. He opened up the driver’s door to climb in, but his foot slipped; his shin hit the step.
Paul nursed his throbbing leg for a couple minutes before starting on his sandwich. He turned on the radio. Leaning back, he closed his eyes and took a hefty bite of the chicken breast sandwich. Abruptly he felt something in his throat! A chicken bone had lodged in his throat. He could feel it’s sharp point. He tried to swallow, but couldn’t! He panicked, slamming his chest against the steering wheel (which responded loudly). The bone was coughed out of his throat and he took a large breath. The pain in his throat still hurt, so he gulped down a large bottle of water. A large amount accidentally spilled on his clothes. No! He looked down at his wet lap. And today was the first day that I forgot to bring napkins. “Why is this happening to me?” He broodingly said allowed. He searched around for a napkin without success. He then remembered the newspaper that he’d stuffed in his pocket that morning and tore off the unwanted section of advertising to use as what little it could. This is a really rotten day. What next?
A bullet smacked through the windshield. Paul immediately crouched down as the front window shattered to pieces. This is eternally crazy! Paul screamed inside his head. Another bullet whizzed through the window inches from his head as it hit the dashboard sending a small shower of sparks his way. The two bullets had come from somewhere behind Paul, shooting through the open driver’s window and hitting the front dash and window. I have to get out of here! Paul grabbed his keys and threw it into gear. Keeping his head low he slammed the gas pedal. A loud bang sounded as another bullet blasted into the rear section of the mail truck. He glanced in his mirror. A ways behind him a black car turn onto the street that Paul was on. Paul floored the car and sailed around the corner into a larger street. Many shops were lining the road and he was hoping the antagonist wouldn’t shoot in public. Paul weaved in and out through the cars. Who is shooting at me? What do they want? The stoplight ahead turned red and he slowed down. They’re catching up! Paul swerved the mail truck into the parking lot of a grocery store, veering around shopping carts and their frightened pushers. “Get out of the way!” He shouted breathlessly through his broken windshield. Exiting the parking lot through the other exit he proceeded into moving traffic. He again pushed the gas pedal down, going as fast as he could. Where is the car? He strained to look back in his mirror. The black car was just behind him about to pull onto the road from the grocery store parking lot. Paul didn’t want others getting hurt, so he looked for a side street with fewer people. A small residential street with less traffic was to his right. Perfect! A semi had just pulled between him and the black car and was momentarily blocking the shooter’s view. He was just about to turn onto the side street when he saw an elderly lady pushing a shopping cart across it. No! He didn’t turn. Why’d she have to cross? In the distance he saw another road on the right, but the black car was quickly gaining. What am I going to do?
Unexpectedly, a car pulled out from a store, right in front of Paul! Since the windshield was broken Paul had a very hard time seeing; the wind harshly blew in his eyes. Paul veered into the lane beside him while the other car swiped his rear bumper. The mail truck jerked to the side as it was hit; Paul nearly lost control. Looking back in his mirror, Paul hoped the other driver wasn’t hurt. Spotting his turn, Paul yanked his steering wheel screeching onto the other road. Made it! At the last second he saw the chasing black car also turn onto the road following the destitute Paul’s truck. Paul was still driving fast, trying to think of a way to escape.
All at once his truck started sputtering. It surged forward then slowed down. Oh no! What’s happening? He looked at his gas gauge. It was below empty. I have to get out quick! Paul swerved into an empty driveway and jumped out of the car. He ran into the person’s back yard hopping a chain link fence. Paul stood in a narrow grassy ditch with small fenced in yards on either side. He looked around for a place to hide. With a loud crash he watched in shock as the black car roared up the driveway next door and smashed through the fence into the ditch. Paul ran as fast as he could in the other direction. The black car slammed into reverse and drove straight at him. Oh man! What am I going to do? God if you there, please help! Paul saw a split in the fences. He turned the corner and ran. It was a dead end! No! The fences on either side were too tall to climb over. He ran towards the buildings ahead. The black car was too close behind for him to try to turn around. Paul wildly looked around for somewhere to hide. The black car would be there in seconds. Ah! He ran behind a short evergreen hedge and fell to the ground. The car came to a halt. The engine shut off. God please help! He heard the door open and close. Paul’s heart was pounding violently. The click of the gun sounded sharply in his ears.
“You’re a dead man.” The words echoed around the brick walls of the alley.
Paul cringed. The air stiffened with silence. He waited. What should I do? God help. Please! He heard footsteps. They were coming near.
“Get out.” He heard the bad-tempered voice. What am I going to do? His mind screamed. Paul lay still, unsure if it was a ploy to get him to come out of hiding. The commanding voice said it again. “You, in the bush, get out!” Paul slowly turned his head. A big man stood three yards away. In his hands was a shotgun. Paul silently got up onto his feet. His mind was racing. God if you are out there. I need you now!
“Stand against the wall.” The man continued.
Paul, as if in a daze little by little turned and looked at the brick wall. He stepped towards it. He took another step. Suddenly it struck him. A thought had popped into his mind out of nowhere. The newspaper! He took another step. Why the newspaper? Another step. When did all these problems start? The answer rang through his mind. After I got the newspaper. He’d reached the wall.
“Face me.” The man said threateningly.
Paul slowly started to turn around. Paul acted as slow as he could to have more time to think. I got the newspaper. I was robbed. After I ripped the newspaper for the note, I got run over by a car. I used the newspaper as a napkin and then I got shot at. Paul looked as the man raised the gun. I’ve got to get rid of it! Paul slowly reached into his pocket. Careful. Careful. The man hastely looked down the sights and placed his finger on the trigger. NOW! Paul whipped the scrap of newspaper out of his pocket tossing it away. Everything stopped. The paper twirled in a circular path, swaying gently from side to side. It tenderly touched the ground.
“Oh, never mind.” The man lowered his gun, “I thought you were someone else. You look nearly the same.”
“Please don’t shoot me.”
“I won’t. Just a second ago I thought you were someone else. I just now saw that you weren’t the person who I thought you were.” The man stood awkwardly, “Man, I don’t know what’s a matter with me.” He swung his shotgun onto his shoulder. “Don’t tell anyone about me.” The man abruptly walked back to his car.
Paul waited for his nerves to calm. Thanks God. He watched as the black car drove way. After waiting five more minutes Paul he took one last look at the newspaper and then got to his feet and walked back to the mail truck. He asked the driver of a passing car for some gas and then finished his mail route. That night with his wife, for the first time, Paul gave thanks to God before dinner.
There can be objects in this world that cause us to struggle or bring unwanted consequences. Sometimes we don’t even know why they do it; maybe they have connotations with something bad from the past. But God knows why we are being troubled. God will lead us to the answers. I know it sounds a bit of a stretch to say that a stolen newspaper could bring misfortune. But isn’t everything in the spiritual world a bit of a stretch? That’s why it’s not the “natural” world. The Bible says how when Achan took money and riches that God forbade it brought great curses upon Israel. There have been people who have had terrible problems in their lives, their problems have continued until the individual gets rid of certain objects (objects from past wrong relationships, statues of tribal gods, etc.) Even if we take the illustration out of the supernatural there’s a point; because there are often things that somehow relate to sin: a book, a magazine, maybe a movie. Allowing those objects in our possession can affect us. They very possibly can open a door to the enemy. Be careful and listen to God. Ask him, like Paul did, what He wants you to do. Maybe, if you ask Him, he’ll tell you something you either need to add to or take away from your life. In fact I’d be pretty sure there’s something he wants different in your life. In my life.
Ask Him!

The End.